I’m 3 years old and extremely handsome. I’m hilarious. I’m tiny but mighty. I’m basically a Boston Terrier-shaped kangaroo with a serious snack addiction. 

My CV includes:

Professional toy collector

Full-time treat enthusiast

Part-time cuddle monster

Qualified kiss dispenser

Advanced walker

Very clever

I know sit, stay/wait, come and my name, I’m housetrained and I’m doing really well with training.

Once I know you, I’ll happily climb onto your knee for cuddles and kisses. 

BUT HERE’S THE SMALL PRINT… 

Big dogs? No thanks. I can be reactive, so I’d prefer to be your one and only. But I have made friends with dogs when out on my travels.

Cats & small furries? No thanks.

New people? I need a little time. I can be nervous and bark/growl initially, but patience and reassurance work wonders.

Touch my toys without offering a bribe? Bold move. I’m happy to swap though. Treats solve most negotiations.

Garden? 6ft+ fencing please. I’m basically airborne.

Kids? 10+ and dog savvy, please. I can get a bit mouthy when I’m having fun.

Car rides? I’ll pass. They make me anxious and sometimes travel sick.

Hoovers? Bikes? Mops? Ironing boards? Suspicious. All of them.

I need an experienced owner who understands me and give me the time and patience I need.

In return, you get a funny, affectionate, bright little character with a LOT of personality.

So…

Who wants to adopt the small dog with the BIG attitude? 

Love,

Hugo x

P.S. I’m not difficult. I simply have very strong opinions and excellent negotiation skills.

Oh and I am also neutered